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Where is the egg? 雞蛋在哪里?2016-08-31
Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher: Then where is the egg? Student: In the cake, Sir. 老師:你能用雞蛋一詞造句嗎? 學生:可以.我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕. 老師:雞蛋在哪? 學生:在蛋糕
The ticket2016-08-31
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a
He is really somebody2016-08-30
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man: He is really somebody. What does do? Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery 小孩:我叔叔下面有1000個人. 男人:他真是一個大人物.他是干什么的? 小孩:墓地守墓人.
A great man 一名偉人2016-08-30
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會是一名偉人嗎? 學生:當然.因為到目前為止,還沒有人活到4
I guess you're right 我想你是對的2016-08-28
Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子:爸爸,給我一角錢. 父親:兒子,你不認為你已經長大了,不該再老是一角一角地要
Expand and contract 熱脹冷縮2016-08-28
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. 老師:我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理.現在
熱漲冷縮2016-08-07
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
I'm Trying to Stop It 我要把它堵在里面2016-08-07
Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it. 孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵? 它感染了嗎? 沒有,老師.可是你昨
A father and his son 父與子2016-06-04
A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed. One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with
Hand off 請勿觸摸2016-06-04
At the art museum the sign Hand off was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice. A small child looked from the sign to the statue and said disinterestedly, Anybody can see that her hand has fallen off. 在藝術博物館里,擺著維
The First Man 第一個男人2016-06-03
A small boy was asked, Who was the first man? He promptly replied, George Washington. When his brother reminded him of Adam, the boy replied unhappily, Oh, I didnt think you were counting foreigners. 有人問有一個小男孩:第一個男人是誰? 他立即回答說
It's in English 兒童語言2016-06-03
Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong. One day I was getting ready to take him to a rugby game. His mother, not being a rugby fan, planned a quiet afternoon at home. Our son, h
A Politician Misunderstood2016-06-02
Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
What the Bible means2016-06-02
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, I know what the Bible means! His father smiled and replied, What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, I do know! Okay, said his father.
Buccaneers2016-06-01
Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them. Mary decided to go as a pirate. After she had donned her costume, she went into the family room to show her family. They were impressed. Mom said, You look terrific, Mary, you have
Go Slow 慢行2016-06-01
Little Peter is a boy of nine. He began to go to school the year before last and now hes in Grade Three. He lives not far form the school, but hes often late for class. He likes watching TV in the evening and goes to bed late, so he cant get up earl
How much is four minus four 四減四等于幾2016-05-31
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what
Smart Student 聰明的學生2016-05-31
Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edisons contributions to science. Students: If it werent for Edison, wed all be watching television by candle light. 老師:列舉一些托馬斯 愛迪生對科學的貢獻. 學生:如果沒有愛迪生的話,我們就只能點著蠟燭看電視了.
Wear Socks 穿襪子2016-05-30
Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others socks. One is short and the other is long, too. 媽媽:小東,看你的襪子一只長,一只短,你肯定穿錯了. 小東
Give Me a Dollar 給我一元錢2016-05-30
Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子:爸爸,給我1角錢. 父親:兒子呀,你不覺得你已經長大了,不應該再這樣1角1角地
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